My Boss' Wife: Episode 2

In the evening when he returned from work, my husband was happy as he shared with me his new position as the Chairman of the Nation’s Electoral Commission. I was vibrating with joy as I hugged him tightly. This meant more money for us and I hoped that would finally make him stay home. “Where is Odin?” My husband asked. “Odin is upstairs doing his assignment.” “I see.” “Honey, you know what? I prepared your special this evening.” I said excitedly. “Before that, I need to check an old file that Senator Ogundipe gave me before my appointment.” “You must be tired. You need to shower, eat your food and relax. You can check that in the morning before you leave for the office.” “What? You’re thinking too far. I need that now in order to prepare for my meeting with the senator tomorrow. We were classmates in the university and he trusts my integrity. I don’t want anything to go wrong dear.” There he goes again, putting his work before me. Was he the only one in that company? Didn’t the senator also have a family at home? “Do as it pleases you honey.” I said, with hurt written all over my face. Now, if he would just look up at me once maybe he would see it. “Thanks, my love.” He quickly kissed me and went into his study to go about his search. I wanted something more but his work and ambitions will not let him treat me like a woman. All he was concerned about was his work and work and work. He rarely touched me and I’ve been aching for him. I wanted us to go back to the wedding night where he promised me more years of endless pleasure. I wanted us to be closer than we are now. I wanted us to be best friends and lifetime lovers not just one bossy husband and rich man who hardly spends time with his family. Entering Odin’s room to check in on him, I saw him already sleeping, his notebook on the table beside the bed. I looked into the notebook and saw his homework already done. Seeing that his additions and subtractions were correct, I switched off the light as I went out of his room. My husband was still in his study looking for the file. Usually, my husband would go in and check on Odin like I just did but he has left the role of mother and father all up to me. “Honey, I’m tired and need to go to bed now.” “That’s fine.” He said, “I will join you when I’m done with my preparations for tomorrow.” On bed, I pondered as I wondered why and how I allowed someone else touched me, besides, my husband’s employee. It was the last thing I had ever dreamt of but it happened. Though I enjoyed it, I just discovered that it was unfaithful of me to give in to another man when Raymond provides me with nearly everything I’ve ever wanted in life. The problem is that he doesn’t have time for me and my desires keep seeking for fulfillment. Will I continue to masturbate because my husband hardly touches me? “Tonia, I’ve found the file. I can now shower and take something before I join you.” He called out, interrupting my thoughts. “Glad to hear that.” He was so excited about his new appointment that I thought he would touch me tonight. It’s been quite some time and I’ve been wondering whether our marriage will go on like that. I was touching my body, hoping to arouse him when he comes to bed. To my surprise, after he showered and ate his food, he entered the room and sat, his hands on the table as he disturbed my eardrum flipping through the pages of some files. I kept shaking on the bed, distracting him and inviting him to join me but he sat there like one serious- minded business tycoon. It was at that time that I thought of inviting Mr. Kayode again. But everything was just fine, the fanning systems were intact, the Dstv and Tv sets were just in good order. What would I do then? I can’t continue to live like that naah. In the morning of the next day, my husband was dressed and ready to go to the office. He and Odin were having breakfast as I was putting some indomie in the flask for Odin. He normally takes Odin to school in the morning while I go to pick him up after school hours because he would be so engrossed with work at that time. He was the owner of the company but he worked himself to death as if the company would crumble when he stops working. As the two of them were leaving, I kissed my husband as I watched his handsome face and luscious lips. He had all it takes to lure a woman of his choice but his commitment to duty makes him a lover of work than anything else in the world. As his car pulled out from the drive way, I became lonely again, not that his presence filled up the house in the first place anyways. **We Will Be Giving Prices To Those That Usually Comment On Our Stories soon** •Watch Out For Part 3• We Are posting stay online more stories Loading

MY BOSS’ WIFE: EPISODE 1

“Honey, the air conditioners aren’t responding?”

“Yes, you told me that some two hours ago.”

“I mean the whole house is stuffy. Can’t you get that?”

“That’s alright; I’m sending the company’s engineer to work on them immediately.”

“Please do. Thanks honey.”

“You’re welcome, my love.”

In less than thirty minutes time, I heard a Siena screeched to a stop in the compound as the gateman closed the gate. Hearing the sound of the doorbell, I rushed to open the door.

“Hello sir.” I said.

“Good day Madame, this is Mr. Kayode from Ray and Sons Ltd.”

“Oh, the engineer from my husband’s company?”

“Yes ma’am. I’m here to work on your fanning systems.”

“Air conditioners please.”

“Yes ma’am.” I was almost blushing when the lanky ebony-brown complexioned man addressed a young woman like me, ‘ma’am. He looked far older than me, if not older than even my husband.

“You’re going to work on the air conditioners of the whole house, beginning with the sitting room, then our bedroom and my husband’s study.”

“That’s ok ma’am.”

“If you can’t finish the remaining parts of the house today, you may have to come back another day.”

“No problem ma’am.” I felt like slapping him for calling me ‘ma’am’ like he was addressing his mother but I felt he was only being as polite as possible.

“When you’re done for today, I’ll be in the backyard if you need me.” I smiled.

“That’s fine ma’am.” Addressing me ‘ma’am’ again, I was seriously getting pissed off but I decided to ignore his good manners.

Three hours later, while I was knitting my son’s cardigan, Mr. Kayode came.

“I’ve finished my work ma’am.”

“You mean you are done? You mean the whole house or what?”

“Yes ma’am. I’ve been on this job since the last fifteen years. It was no big deal checking all the fanning systems in the house.”

“That’s incredible!”

“I appreciate you ma’am.”

“Can I check them? Just to make sure they’re working well so I don’t need to call you back here again.” I didn’t want him to think I didn’t trust the work is done.

“Why not?” He agreed. Besides, he had no choice, I was his boss’ wife.

Moving from one part of the room to the next, I felt the cooling capacities of the fanning systems, as he called them. They started working so perfectly like they were newly bought systems.

“Thank you so much sir.” I was being polite to him. Besides, he’d been addressing me as ‘ma’am’ since he arrived.

“I’m always at you and your husband’s beck and call ma’am.”

Leading him out of my husband’s study, my feet hit the table just before the door and I fell down. I couldn’t hold the pain as I yelled as if he was the one that pushed me to the ground.

“Stop yelling ma’am.” He said as he held me up. I suddenly felt a tingling sensation all over my body and didn’t know when I started kissing him. He was about to make a comment when I held his lips. From my husband’s study, we ended up in the bedroom. Though the man was gangling, he treated so nicely and I felt like clinging to him forever. When he was leaving, it pained me that I may never see him again.

“Thank you for coming Mr. Kayode.”

“The pleasure is all mine.” He didn’t add ‘ma’am’ this time around and that made me happy. We were now on the same page.

“Would you like to have lunch before you go?” I was trying as much as possible to keep this man here with me even for the few hours before my husband will be back from work.

“Maybe some other times dear, there are other official duties I have to attend to in the office.” His calling me dear made me even happier.

“That’s okay but you take care of yourself.”

“You too dear.” He winked at me.

As soon as he left, my husband called that he was coming home for lunch. It was unusual because he was such a workaholic who hardly spends time with me or our child.

“So to what do I owe this lunch?”

“I came actually to pick up an important file in preparation for my meeting with members of the company’s board of trustees this evening.”

“But when will all this stop?” I grumbled, hovering over him as he looked for the documents he came for.

“What? Where are you heading to?”

“Honey, it’s been like months since you had lunch with me na.”

“I see. What about all the money, properties and security I’ve provided for you and your son? Do you think if I spend my time at home all the time, you would be driving that car?”

“Is it security and wealth that make a home?” Haba, this man though that he could just leave a whole lot of me at home every morning before he left for work and that would somehow satisfy me? I am a woman, not a piece of metal. I feel, and I have cravings that I realized not only him could satisfy today.

“See, you are delaying me ooh. Just let me get what I came here for okay?” He kissed my cheeks as he grabbed a hold of the documents and then he left again. This has been the routine I have been trying to get used to ever since we had our first child.

Must Read: The Molested (18+)… Part 2

but he continued, he was ontop of me and i couldn’t fight him off, uncle ken was big and strong, i became weak and still felt the pain while i was still crying, it continued until i thought i pissed on uncle ken, this made me open my eye but uncle ken quickly told me to close it back, after a little while he rushed me to the bathroom and bathed me, he told me to close my eye while he bathed me but i opened it a little and noticed a red liquid on my legs and the same red liquid stained uncle ken’s shorts that he had to watch it. 

After the bath i noticed i had pains inbetween my legs and couldn’t walk so i told him, he lifted me up he told me not to worry that he would take care of it. 
he would take care of it, he pet me to stop crying when i told him i was really feeling pains below, he then changed my cloths and gave me Emzor Paracetamol serup, and told me to sleep if i felt like, he also told me never to tell anyone what happened between us that if i do he wont come to our place again and that he would hate me forever, i shook my head in fear and told him i will never tell anyone, he huged me and told me he loved me, this made me felt happy and i went to sleep.

When i woke up my parent were already back from the wedding, with lots of snacks; cakes, chinchin, meatpie with 1.5 liter bottle of Coke, i was given my share and we all ate the snacks and drank the ”Mineral” soft drink before having fufu and egusi soup for dinner later in the night, it was a memorable day for me, i can never forget the pains.

My mum noticed i walked funny and asked me why but uncle ken quickly came in and told her that i hurt myself when i was playing and that he had taken care of it and warned me not to be too playful, my mum bought his speech and told me to take my uncles’s advice, i felt a bit unhappy that he lied but thank God we were not caught.

Uncle ken went back to school but he didn’t leave without reminding me of my promise and he also didn’t touch me again, i was really hoping he would but he didn’t.

I couldn’t wait for uncle ken to be back from school again, i wanted the goodies that acompanys his visits and i also wanted him to touch me again, that feeling of me licking goodie goodie candy in my heart felt so good and i wanted to feel it again even though i don’t understand it and .

Uncle ken came back from school but to my disapointment, he didn’t touch me, he even didn’t let me sit on his laps again, i was unhappy through out his hoilday period, the sweets and biscuits didn’t make happy anymore, even though he took me out to kingsway for some snacks and ”mineral” soft drinks, i was still unhappy, i asked why but he only smiled and said i shouldn’t worry, my mum even had to beg him on my behalf that he should allow me sit on his laps now, thinking i have offended him but he declianed and raised me up instead, this continued till i was 13 years old. 

Uncle ken never touched me again but i had been restless ever since that day that he rubbed that big strong thing directly on my pissy pissy and since then i have been searching for that feeling, that unexplainable feeling in my heart, played with many uncles and boys in the streets and in school hoping one of them would understand what i wanted but none did, i was so unhappy and disappointed, every single day i was on the search for that sweet feelings but never told mummy or anyone what had happened, uncle ken even avoided me when ever i came close to him, he was the only one i ever told what i wanted, he laughed hard the day i explained to him what i wanted and why, he even mocked me because i said it felt like me licking Cadbury goodie goodie candy.

This was me Mercy ”Not real name but close” i was more than any average Six”6” year old girl, i was fat and tall, thanks to over eating, my hobbie was eating, i love food a lot especially snacks and candies, these made me look like an Eight or Ten year old when i was just Six and by the time i clocked Thirteen”13” i was looking between Forteen to Sixteen, i always looked two years older than my age.

Uncle ken came to our house for a visit, he had already graduated, wooking with a newly established private Hospital and was even engaged then but immediately i opened the door even before i could say ”welcome uncle ken”, he hurriedly asked if i was the only one at home or was there anyother, which i answer him ”No”, he then grabed me, kissed me and pushed me to the couch, no other man has ever touched me but uncle ken, his hands was all over me and yes i felt it again, the feeling i had been searching for, my heart was licking goodie goodie candy again but this time around it felt better and sweeter, it felt like vanilla ice-cream, i was so happy he came. 

This time uncle ken didn’t place me on his laps, no he was ontop of me, have seen what he was doing in an American Movie before, its called romance and what we later did that day was called making love, uncle ken made love to me, he pushed that strong big thing that was inbetween his legs into my weewee, it felt so good that i pissed all over our body but he told me not worry, we continued and it lasted for a while can’t say for how long but i never wished it ended but unfortunately it did, i also felt like a tap of running water was opened into my weewee before uncle ken made some funny sound then removed his long strong big thing that was inbetween his legs from my weewee. 


To Be Continue...

Must Read: The Molested (18+)…

This is a true life story told to me by my elder sister, the sad tale of her friend and roommate who stole their boyfriends back at the institution. 

It all began when i was six years old, my uncle could be very charming and nice, coupled with a funny personality, my parent loved him so much and we all couldn’t wait for is next visit any time he leaves, especially me, he always comes with lots of goodies and knows my favourites too.

On that faithful day he came to pay us a visit as usual, which would last the whole weekend then he would leave very early on monday morning, this he does some few times before he fully comes home to spend his holiday, he was in year two at the University then studying Medicine, i also wished to become a Doctor too when i grow up because i heard thats what he was going to
be when he graduates.

Uncle Ken was handsome, kind and funny, am always happy when he is around, he takes me out, buys me sweets and biscuits, he even helps me out with my home works and sometimes take me to school, i really love uncle Ken, he was the best.

After the greetings, he lifted me up and then handed over all the goodie he had bought for me, then he told me to seat on his laps which i did hurriedly, i jumped on his laps and digged into the nylon bag he had handed over to me, God uncle Ken really knows what to buy me, reasons why i liked him so much, after taken some of the biscuits i noticed something poking me in my bumbum but couldn’t tell what it was, it felt like uncle ken had a candle stick or something in is pockect, i also noticed he had moved me form sitting on one of his laps to sitting inbetween is laps, he then held me firmly down to his laps but to me he was just trying to protect me from falling, nice uncle ken i said to myself as i unwrap a candy and trew it in my mouth, i even sat upright on his laps so i wont fall but what ever that poked me earlier was now very strong and was deep inbetween my bombom and i felt a little uncomfortable with it.

I believe Uncle ken noticed i wasn’t felling comfortable on his laps anymore then he wisperd into my ear ”do you want me to
take back my sweets and biscuits ?” well i was not ready to let go of any of the sweets and biscuits, who in my position would, i had UTC biscuits, Nasco waffers, Sword sweets and Banana chewing gums e.t.c in the nylon, these were kids
delights back then so i had to concur and remained on his laps has i continued chewing on the goodies.

Later on that night Uncle ken requested i sleep besides him, he said he has really missed me and would like to be with me all through his stay, well my mum agreed without the knowledge of what uncle ken had been up to since his arrival.

I slept beside my uncle happily and innocently but i alone knew i didn’t sleep that night, uncle ken wouldn’t allow me, he kept on touching me here and there especially in my bombom, his fingers just wouldn’t leave inbetween my legs, he kept stroking it gently, i couldn’t tell him to stop because i was begining to enjoy it, a feeling i couldn’t explain, all i knew was it felt like licking goodie goodie in my heart and i couldn’t tell on him because he was my uncle and i also do not understood what he was doing, only just that i wasn’t comfortable at first but i was later curious to know what it was and why he was doing it. 

The next day my parent had a wedding to attend and it was planned i would tag along but due to the fact that i didn’t sleep
through out the night i was tired and sleepy, so my mum decided that i stay behind with uncle ken; who had earlier told my dad he wasn’t going with them.

I had my peaceful sleep and i woke up energised with a good dish waiting for me, hmm uncle ken is a spoiler, he had prepared
Fried plantain & egg with bournvita filled with lots of peak milk and st. louis sugar in it,
he also had craker biscuits waiting for me, oh i couldn’t resist, i devoured it all in a blink, then unlce ken called me to come sit on is laps and relax, i declained but he insisted.

Here i was back on his laps and he didn’t even wait a second before pokking me with that candle stick or what ever he had in his pocket, i started felling uncomfortable again, i told him to stop several times but he wont let me go, this time around he was all over me, licking my lips, cheek, shoulder, chest area until he eventually wet me up with his siliva i was now crying but he didn’t stop but continued, after a while i started having that feeling again, the feeling that felt like i was licking goodie goodie candy in my heart, uncle ken must had sensed i was now relaxed has he raised me up a bit an pulled down my pants, i was feeling sleepy, so i didn’t pay much attention anymore, my eye were closed, all i now felt was a thick, stong thing rubbing inbetween my legs around my pissypissy area, it continued until i felt a sharp pain that lead to serious pains, i was seriously crying and begging uncle ken but …

To Be Continued… 

Hilarious! Checkout This Conversation Between A Guy And His Pregnant “Girlfriend”

This is really hilarious. Just checkout this trending conversation between a guy and his supposed girlfriend.

If you happens to be the Guy how would you feel? Me “Dancing Skelewu

Only Real Nigerians Do All This Things: I know Most Of You Guys Are Guilty Of Number 8

Only real Nigerians:

1. Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
2. Go to church with extension and bb charger (charging in His presence)
3. Update on BBM “about to cross” get hit by a car and still. Update “dying tinz”
4. Say an opening prayer at a night club.
5. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30 minutes snapping with champagne bottles.
6. Wear sunshades at night.
7. Wear complete rainbow colors like its rag day and call it color blocking.
8. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines)
9. Wear head warmer at 45 degrees Celsius.
10. Call a fat Hausa man “Alhaji” and a thin one “Aboki”.
11. Travel to china for 2 days and come back with a British accent.
12. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
13. Where every lady without a car has a car charger in her bag.
14. Where even yahoo boys was also scammed by MMM. Are you a real Nigerian? I’m a full blooded… Nigeria… I’m proud to be a Niger

You guys can prove me wrong! Its a free world…

See How A Guy Apologized To A Lady After Slapping Her Twice (Photo)

Lol, he apologized to the lady after he slapping her twice while he was drunk Ladies, will you accept his apology, maybe it’s Sharwarma, or pizza or Kilishi he apologizes with?

Photo Of The Day:- See How This Youth Corper Covered Himself To Prevent Mosquito Bites [See Photo]

LOL! Hope he will not soffocate? Cos I can see that it is not the net type that he used

For me he looks like some rapping himself to have a protected sleep….LOL!

Please  caption this  photo!

Story Time: “You De Craze? U Want Make Those Short Things Come Take Us Do Night Suya?” (Journey To Igbo-Irumole — Episode 6, 7 & 8)

Read Episode 3, 4 & 5 Here

We saw everyone sitting calmly as blanny went about to entertain them with some kinda brainy stuff..

His name was blessing , but we called him blanny . He was smooth, malleable as putty, his greasy manners oiled the clogged wheels of the deals that happened in our small town, once in a while. He grew up here, lived among us until nine years ago . When his mother’s death scattered the family in different directions, like the grains of corn from a container that crashed, leaving the blind father stranded, all by himself, waiting on hope, waiting to be picked up, the lone grain buried somewhere in sand, beneath twigs. We always knew that blanny didn’t believe in anything, but we didn’t know what he would do to prove that. He only knew how to work hard, we’d say; he knew how to deal the cards.

Late Jahrul , who was his best friend , gave him the alias (blanny), used to say that the boy could sell his mother, that the poor woman had Death to thank, for her second son was scheming to palm her off for a fistful of cash. Who would buy her, for how much, to what use,Jahrul never said, preferring to intone, ‘If there’s one person who will do anything to get money, it’s he. blanny’

Whenever blanny and Jahrul were together , I stood by the window and watched them at play.

‘blanny!’ Jahrul , hollered as blanny emerged, walking briskly along.

‘Is inside my blood!’ the boy was suddenly gratified.
But I know he will miss jahrul so bad…

Chris hailed from the gathering “the one and only blanny whey de reason wella”
Blanny :Das right. A million stars no equal the single moon.’
Sege :Na You sabi the thing!’
Blanny : Das me you hail.’
Kola : You who come across a rooster on a bushpath and ask, Your feather or your flesh?’
Blanny : Talent senior training. Abinibi pass ability.’

Sege : On account of the new yam you redesign your mother’s facial marks with a machete!’

Blanny now close to his addressor, pulled a face. The mention of his mother was part of the game, but it came too early. The gathering under the strange tree erupted into laughter, and when he made a rude sign at sege nobody really noticed. But I do, from there I cut in…

Me : hmmm hmmm! Guyz I fink that should be enough for now, it’s getting late let’s look for a place to sleep…

They all stood up in preparation for the sleeping stuff, tonight it’s gonna be me and blanny on guard, we took a walk a bit away from others as we both chatted for 10 minutes till we depart to our post..

I was sitting untop of a tree watching the environment, when I saw something strange coming towards our direction.

….Episode 7….

Immediately I signal blanny to inform him about what am seeing and he also responded that he can see everything, at first am unable to get the clear picture of what or who is coming, until when they edge closer..

I saw two dwarf they both tied red cloth around their waist,white cloth tied on their head, and they both were hawking something best known to them, suddenly I can’t feel my legs anymore, it seems maybe am on air or on water, I head became big I tried to scream but I can’t hear myself screaming.

This continued for 20 minutes till am able to get myself, then I saw blanny also battling the same thing that just happened to me. I dropped down from the tree and I trailed them till they got to the midst of sleeping others.
The male one looked at the female and they both shake their head in pity..
FeMale : what are those strange creature doing here?
Male : they are here in search of the egg of life..

When I heard him say that I almost pee on myself cus I was very surprise to see him say that. How did he know what we are here for? I said that in my mind

Female : don’t they know that this is the evil forest of the ancestors?
Male : maybe, but what I see is that, most of them are here because of wealth
Female : yes, how I wish they know what evil await them on this journey, cus no one come’s here and go freely…
Male : would they even get what they want? Cus most of them will fail to keep to the warning given to them..
Female : how I wish they can do that, all of them will survive..
Male : see let’s go, they are too ugly I can’t even stand their irritating smell..
Female : same here

*Watching from distance * I shake my head, nawa o even monster self they talk say we ugly, so monster self the get taste,see as them short and them still de abuse person, hehehe I laughed, anyways na money cus am.

As they were about going, blanny show into the scene and I quickly drag him down..
Immediately two of them halt and look back, blanny want to scream but I covered his mouth with my hands..

Me : *whispering* you de craze? U want make those short things come take us do night suya?
Blanny : no vex na fear catch me, wait o e be like say them they come our side o..
Me : make we hide wella..

Female : I think someone is watching us
Male : let’s check…

Me : chai see gobe o, we die here *in yaw voice*

….Episode 8….

We hid from their sight as we move from that spot to somewhere else and cover ourselves with leafs ..then they both checked our previous spot…and they walked down to where we are, but they can’t see us cus of the leaf…the female one stand on blanny’s back whilst the male stand on my leg, though them get weight small sha..

Mehn, this short thing go brake my leg here o, I said inside of me, blanny’s eyes don almost turn red like tp and kp’s own when them just kush binish..lol. (in bojan’s voice..

Then I hear something dropping like water on blanny’s body, at first I thought was rain, but the elders say na masquerade whey wan fall him own hand go talk say make rain fall untop him head. So if that’s true why ain’t they running then.. that was when I realise that the female one was urinating on blanny’s body, at first I want to laugh but I know if I try such that will be my end,so I have to stay silent to avoid story that touch..

Female : I can smell something like those one sleeping there
Male : yes, it seems some of them are awake
Female : I don’t think so,lets go..

They both walk away, blanny stood up as he was soaked with pee. I laughed really hard that everyone almost woke up

Blanny : come wetin de funny now?
Me : wetin no funny, see as monster pee untop ur head, and na even female monster..hahaha
Blanny : e be like say you de mad..
Me ; na my body you fit get power, if na dat short monster now you no go gree talk..

Blanny : but serious o, dose monster no get brain o
Me : why you talk am?
Blanny : u no see as that female stand for my back whey she no even notice?
Me : I wonder self.
Blanny : nawa o, see wetin money de cause
Me : you even know wetin funny pass? That male monster begin tell him wife say him no fit stand for where we de cus we de smell and we come ugly join
Blanny : na thunder go fire them.
Me : abeg make we go our post jare, day go soon brake

We both depart to our point, I signal to blanny just to confirm if everything is alright, he signal back that all is well ,then I saw something coming but this time it looks more awful and strange, I saw a tall huge looking creature as tall as a nepa poll, his hands were taller than the tree am on, I saw darkness and evil in his eyes, I saw evil wind coming behind it, I quickly signal blanny and we both jumped down from the tree, we rushed to wake others.

Immediately we get them informed cus we gat no much time to give them the news in detail, but the problem is where do we run to at this hour of the night?

To Be Continued Tomorrow… Watch out!!! 

Prostitute Dies After Customer Who Drank ‘Man Power’ Tortured Her

A commercial sex worker, Janet Etim, has been reported dead in Lagos State after she was allegedly attacked and beaten by her customer when she could not withstand a long drugged-induced se x.

The unnamed customer went into Etim’s room on Wednesday to have short time sex with her for a fee but when the romp started, he was taking too long to ‘cum’, P.M News is reporting.

Etim, who could no longer bear the pain, reportedly withdrew and offered the customer his N500 fee but he refused.

According to the report, he said he had already prepared for the action and will complete it.

This, however, led to exchange of words and in the process he attacked and injured her on her head at a popular hotel, De Love located at Ilufumi street, Ejigbo area of the state.

She was rushed to a hospital by the hotel management where she eventually died.

The customer who allegedly assaulted and killed her is said to be at large and the remains of the deceased have been deposited at Isolo General Hospital for autopsy report.

The manager of the hotel, Prince Bassey has been arrested by operatives from the Ejigbo Police Division.

Confirming the incident, the Divisional Police Officer, DPO, SP Folorunsho Afolabi said the police was waiting for autopsy report to determine whether Etim died as a result of the assault or something else.

He added that efforts were on to arrest the runaway customer.

Catholic Priest Poses With AK47 Riffle In His Church – See His Reason

He’s Protecting himself from fulani herdsmen and Boko haram..according to the Facebook user who posted the photo..

I was really shocked when i saw this photo and that is why i decided to share with you guys.  what do you really think about this?

‘Why I Have A Beef With Lionel Messi’- Cristiano Ronaldo Finally Reveals

Real Madrid forward, Cristiano Ronaldo, has said that he is only a rival with Barcelona’s Lionel Messi, because they play for different clubs and try to be the best player for their teams.

However, he insisted that there is no need to compare them, as they are both great players.

“For me, this fight doesn’t exist,” Ronaldo told reporters after Chinese publication, Dongqiudi, named him their 2016 best player.

“You can’t compare players. Cristiano is Cristiano and Messi is Messi,” Ronaldo replied reporters.

“We are both great players with individual and team titles that speak for themselves. The comparison? I don’t like to compare, that word doesn’t exist for me. We are different, two people just doing their jobs, that is all.”

Ronaldo insists both players have mutual respect for each other.

He said: “He tries to be the best player for his team and I try to do the same for mine. We are rivals because we play for different clubs, but when we are together we show each other mutual respect. We have a normal relationship.

“People compare us all that time, that is normal. People even compared our sons when they were born and talk about who is the fastest and smartest at school. This is all part of the business. But I think that you can’t compare these things.”

The Portugal captain added: “I just don’t care about [my critics]. I try to do my job and be myself, everyone has people who hates them and it’s part of the business.

“But, I go to bed happy every night, I’m not here to satisfy my critics as I’m here for my fans and those who make me happy.”

Serious Gobe!! Man Drags And Ràpes A Woman In The Bush On His Wedding Day (Photo)

In what will come across as a really shocking development, a man has stunned many people after engaging in an act of r*pe on his wedding day.

A man identified as Derry Flynn McCann, has appeared in court charged with four rapes and a robbery which were allegedly carried out on his wedding day.

According to The Sun UK, McCann, a 28-year-old, has been remanded in custody over the alleged offences.

Police arrested him after a 24-year-old woman reported being attacked in a park in Hackney, East London, in the early hours of January 13 as she walked home following a night out with friends.

She told police a man grabbed her and demanded cash before dragging her into bushes and raping her.

McCann, from Hackney, was arrested and charged six days later.

He had married on the day of the alleged attack and posted pictures of himself with his new wife on his public Facebook page.

Their ceremony took place at The Vestry in Bromley-by-Bow, East London.

McCann appeared at Thames magistrates’ court on January 20 charged with four counts of rape and one of robbery against the same alleged victim.

He is not thought to have entered a plea.

The case has been sent to Snaresbrook crown court with a hearing set for February 16.

After the alleged r*pe, officers from the Met Police issued a description of their suspect.

They said he was white, aged 30, 5ft 8in tall and spoke with a London accent.

The man being sought was dressed in a grey hooded top with a black body warmer, blue jeans and grey trainers.

McCann’s wife, who is heavily pregnant, declined to comment.

WONDERS!! Someone Inserted HIV Blood Into My Fruit – Lady Claims (Photo)

Nikia Marie Ingram experienced this and shared on Facebook.

Too Sad!! Two Dead As Gas Explosion Rocks Ogun

Two persons were killed while several others were injured Thursday morning in gas explosion at a filling station in Adigbe area of Abeokuta, Ogun State.

It was gathered that the explosion also caused an inferno which destroyed over seven makeshift shops, as well as a motorcycle popularly called Okada parked near the scene.

The intervention of the state Fire Service halted the fire from causing further havoc.

The incident occurred at about 11:00 a.m on Thursday when a welder was carrying out a repair work at RAB Engineering Petrol Station in the area.

The Ogun State Director of State Emergency Management Agency (SEMA), ‎Shakiru Adebakin, who confirmed the incident, told newsmen that the fire was caused by a man-made error that could have been averted if the owner of the filling station had adopted simple safety precaution.

Also, the state Commandant of Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC), Aboluwoye Akinwande, who confirmed that two people died in the incident, said quick intervention by relevant agencies prevented the fire from spreading to several places.

BEWARE!! See What Happened To A Woman At Oshodi Today After An Aboki Man Finished Mending Her Shoe

This happened at Oshodi 3 days ago.

A lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a shoe maker to help fix her slippers. She allowed him stay in their compound, while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing.

When he was fixing her slippers, he added something inside before stitching it back. Luckily to the Lady, her landlord was at his balcony watching the ABOKI without his knowledge.

When he was done with the shoe, he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK. Her landlord shouted from upstairs no oh, don’t put ur leg in that slippers am coming.

He came downstairs forced the Aboki to put his leg in d slippers, the Aboki refused, he alerted neighbors. So, they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers.

Immediately he put his leg in d slippers, Guess what happened?

…… But you like story sha oooo. See as you don open eye well well well, open mouth sef… The slippers cut, meaning the aboki malam didn’t sew it well, una like story ehh… See their face. 😒 😛

I cheered you up right? – If e pain you abeg no Vex. I just got Alert of N100,000 from that Gambia Pesident wey just comot, Na why I just dey happy today.

NOTE:- If una like make una cause me.. I no send! I don hammer 😛😛😛

Have a Wonderful night rest guys and don’t forget to drop your comments.

Story Time: “Jahrul On The Other Hand Respond Immediately By Giving Her A Wet Kiss” (Journey To Igbo-Irumole — Episode 3, 4 & 5)

Read Episode 1 & 2 Here

Cynthia and bola the two girls amongst us grab me from behind out of panic, Immediately kola stood up and turn on his touch, but he see nothing,

Kola : guyz calmdown, it’s nothing maybe it’s the air work
Bola : kola are you sure?
Kola : yes trust me, it’s nothing

Before kola could complete that sentence, we heard yet another sound, but this time it’s very loud and clear. Yet the same sound come again and again, immediately everyone started running heading straight towards the same direction but actually we don’t even know where we were heading to, jahrul looked back and he saw some set of masquerade chasing after us..

Jahrul : see them o! Them de behind us o…
‎We all ran as fast as our leg could, till we get to a certain
point where we no longer see them..

Sege : guyz make we stop, them no fit see us again , Cynthia : no o them fit catch us if we wait for this time na..
Bola : na true o, them fit hide for one place de wait make we relax so that them go catch us ..
Kola : muna relax them no fit see us again

We all agree to his suggestion since kola is the boldest among us, We all sit and relax, eventually we started sleeping one after the other Cynthia was the first to sleep followed by blanny, then Chris, bola, jahrul and I while kola and Vincent didn’t sleep, cus they stood to watch and guide us for the night…

Around 4 o clock in the morning bola woke up and she asked jahrul to follow her cus she wana urinate, the two of them went out of our gathering, both of them started discussing some irrelevant stuffs..

bola was the first to make the move, she stood up and undress herself infront of jahrul, jahrul on the other hand respond immediately by giving her a wet kiss of which bola welcomed by holding jahrul’s head, she knelt down and unbuckled jahrul’s belt she pull down his shorts and she brought out his solid hard c–k, she kissed it at first and then started sucking it, as this drama was going on vincent also excused himself from kola, he trailed them down and he hear some romantic sound coming from the other end…

Vincent : jahrul, bola!!! What’s happening here?
Immediately he landed a hot slap on bola’s face and he gave jahrul a hard punch on his nose, jahrul also punched him back and they started fighting, bola ran down to inform us of what’s going on and we all rushed down there just to find out that jahrul is lying in pool of blood.. I screamed haaaaa!

….Episode 4….

Then I woke up and saw everyone starring at me..

Cynthia : oga, nawa o wetin make you begin shout like person whey dem they chase so?
Blanny : guy wetin happen?
Me : chai! So na dream?
Kola : no nah reality, abeg tell us wetin u see jare…
Me : nothing, where jahrul de?
Vincent : e go pee
Me : bola nko
Kola : she go pee self..
Vincent : e don Tey whey dem two don go self mah go check them..
Me : no no, chill dem go soon come

I tried my best to stop him from going but he never listen

Chris : ben10 wetin de worry u dis days? Person say him wan go check him sister out u de stop am, nawa for you o
Sege : ben free am na abi which one be ur own self
Me : guyz una no go understand, I know why am doing this
Kola : benji just shut up and sitdown, your wahala self too much…

I tried to hold Vincent down but all of them turn out to pull me back, but before he could go bola was already on her way coming as we all see them even jahrul was coming from the other side, I started thanking my stars on behalf of jahrul cus I know if Vincent actually caught him, he won’t live to tell the story..

We relax for 20 more minutes to prepare our stuff then we proceed with the quest, we were about crossing over a foot bridge when something told me to warn everyone not to look down from the foot bridge, I told everyone this and they all agree..the water was actually as red as blood.. we all were passing over when jahrul had a voice similar to his late mum’s own the person was actually drowning in the river screaming jahrul’s name for help..

Me : jahrul no look down o
Jahrul : but na my mama voice I de hear so nah.
Me : just de go no look down
Jahrul : make I leave am make e drown for this red water ni
Me : jahrul shut up nah, abeg no look down if you want to live
Jahrul : ben shut up, I go look am and nothing go happen, who even give you the right to lead self, you whey lazy pass fowl so

After saying this he looked down from the foot bridge then he slump and fell into the water, the person who was calling him turned to a big crocodile and tore him apart..others screamed and I samba the warning to them that none of them should look down until they drop from the bridge, immediately everyone started running till we finally cross the bridge, we stood there and watch the crocodiles feed on jahrul with eyes full of tears..

Everyone looked at me and they were very surprise to see that am the choosing one the wise herbalist man was talking about.. We all cried a lot cus one of us is gone and what this mean is “death is waving over ours heads” but the question is who next…?

….Episode 5….

Five minutes later, every where became dark and noisy we heard a strange sound coming from the east like that of lion..

Me : something is coming,let’s get out of here
We all started running,but everywhere was still dark, I check my watch and it’s 2pm, but everywhere was totally dark, my mind keep telling me there is light after the this very dark edge, I asked everyone to keep running till we get to a place of light..

Then finally we are out of it, but one of us is missing OMG! It’s bola vincent ranted with much anger that can part a bridge,I could feel his pain cus it’s not easy to loose your blood sister to an unknown monster,most expecially when you don’t have the power to save her, we all sympathise with him and for ourselves also, cus we see ourselves as brothers..but deep down inside of me, I know that the reason behind their death is not far fetch, it’s all about s-x..

Finally we set off for the search, we walk for about 3 hours then kola call for a resting time, we sat under a huge strange tree, but we ain’t scared of if cus we already know where we are and monsters are familiar with us, vincent went ahead to sit alone starring at bola’s picture I stood behind him as he soliloquies

Vincent :bola I could remember when we were young, when I use to scold you for wrong doing, and when our parents died, I always promise to be there for you but I failed..(sobbing) bola I can’t see you anymore, now staring at your pictures morning and night has finally took the place of my real bola,it reminds me of those days we spent together at the school ,how we discussed about many things, how we exchanged stuffs and how your calls keep my mind alive, how the thought of you and our discussions gave me hope and reminded me of who I was,and my place of authority in GOD,how I always long to see and be with you,everything is like yesterday when actually in the real sense its now over 20years.i never believed everything could turn this way,the abadonement and neglect.many times i was down and needed to speak with someone,but you were no where to be found,that was one of the numerous reasons why i find it had to give you enough audience when you wants to join the search but you won’t listen .iron sharpeneth iron,so does a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend. Bola I miss you…(crying)

Me : hmmm hmmmm(coughs)
Vincent : benji how are you (he said while he used his left hand to clean his face)

Me : am fine, I have been standing right behind you for the past 20 minutes, but you didn’t notice.I also miss my friend jahrul, I miss him as much as you miss bola, cus we have been together for years, but what can we do about it, she is gone but I believe she is still with u…you have to take heart and act like the strong man you are, be strong brother…I believe you can do it ( I said tapping him from behind)

Vincent : ok, thank you ben ,you are such a kind person (he stood up and walk away)

I stood up and follow him then we heard a loud noise coming from where others gathered..OMG I shouted
vincent : ben what’s wrong?
Me : I fink something is happening down there,lets go..

We both rush down there but to my greatest surprise what we saw made us dumb for almost 5 minutes

To Be Continued Tomorrow… Watch out!!!

Story Time: “Yes, Am Sure If You Guys Agree To Do It, You Will Become Millionaires…” (Journey To Igbo-Irumole — Episode 1 & 2)

My name is Benjamin Watson, but my friends call me ben10, Am a boy of 24 years old, no parents, I actually stay with my street friends and we are about 6 guyz staying in the same room, this story is all about my experience in the quest of getting rich and making it in life.

At first, when I lost my parents, life became hard like oluzo dickson lol, cus my family reject me with the excuse that, my dad doesn’t care about the other family members when he was alive, so I should carter for myself. Even the landlord sent me out of his building claiming I don’t have enough resources to retain the room. Then I meet with some of my street friends who stay alone, and they let me in, at first their kinda life was a bit too rude and dirty but time they say it heals pain faster than anything else, I come upgrade.

It all started around 5pm in the evening one day, when me and my friends where busy gisting outside our building, we noticed 3 guyz coming towards our direction.

Me: who dose guyz de find come for this arena nah
Jahrul: I no know o, make we just de look dem first.

Immediately I compose myself and sit calmly, they got to our place and we all exchange greetings. Three of them were actually tall and bold looking, fear don begin catch me maybe dem be SSS, cus na SSS we fear pass for that area. I could recall when SS came to arrest jaga the baddest boy in our area that time, jaga is a brutal cultist guy who commit different type of evil, he rape, steal and even kill, but when SS come catch am, carry am go for 6 months, my brother jaga is now a pastor… but I was totally quoted wrong when one of them finally table the reason for their visit..

Tochukwu: hello guyz, my name is tochukwu but my friends call me tk, this is jude (he said tapping the other guy shoulder) and this is emmanuel.. the reason why we are here is very simple, and I can bet you guyz this will brought you all cool cash I mean cool cash. Before he stop speaking, the other guy broke in

Emma: Yes, am sure if you guys agree to do it, you will become millionaires…
Me: Abeg, muna no vex o, wetin una de talk no clear for my ear o, abi you understand am ni jahrul?
Jahrul : No o, make una tell us the koko, cus others de inside and na wetin una tell us we go take clear them
Jude: Ok, it’s about a simple ultimate search, a company is sponsoring a search in one of this forest around, and if we successfully find what they asked us to, you all will become millionaires…
Me: Oga no vex wait make we call others, jahrul abeg call them Chris brown come

Immediately jahrul ran inside to summon others..
Jahrul: blanny, sege, kola, Chris brown muna come outside cool deal don land o…

four of them actually came out to see what jahrul was calling them for..

Kola: jahrul wetin na, why you de shout like fowl whey snake de fight so?
Jahrul: alaye sitdown make u hear latest..
Blanny: ok we de listing..
Me:oya oga continue

Emma went ahead with his explanation, and they give us sometime to think about it, they dropped their number and they left..we all think about it overnight and we plan to visit them the next day…but when we got there what we actually meet was far beyond our imagination

….Episode 2….

When we get to the destination, jude and Emma usher us in and we actually meet two white men accompanied by some black guyz..we got in and we all look for a place to sit, the white man stood up and address all of us congratulating us for being so wise to grab such beautiful opportunity, he went ahead to explain more about the search to us, right from that hour I started having bad feelings towards the search, I excuse my friends out and I told kola and others that we should turn down the search and move on, but they were too deaf to hear me…

I tried all my best to convince them, but they fink am trying to be a lazy coward

Me: kola, guyz my mind no free with these people o..
Jahrul: alaye go sitdown jorh, u too lazy..
Kola: ben 10, nothing go happen
Chris b: ben 10 why you no de like to do hard work self, abi you the expect angels to carry money come give you ni?

Me : guyz muna listing, no be say I de fear hard work but I no just trust these oyinbo people, you self see tk and him guyz, them no go follow us go and na igbo irumole we still wan go find that stuff..muna reason na
Blanny : see nigga, nothing go happen tk and him guyz don make am, shebi dem talk say one baba go give us wetin we go use, ?so that one no be issue
Sege : tell am o..
Me : ok I don hear una if una no wan hear me..

After our conversation we all went inside and the oyinbo guyz warned us that at this stage there is no going back cus we have signed an agreement, so they gave us the clue of what we were actually searching for and it’s a hidden treasures which is called egg of life..

5 minutes later the herbalist man came in and he gave all of use some set of magical stuff that will guide us to the egg and he gave us some kind of warning also

Herbalist : you all should listen and listen carefully, you have 7 days to locate this egg, within this 7days no one of you should have s-x with any girl, you should drink no water and no food from the forest ,one of you will have the ability to see things when ever something bad is gonna happen, you all must always listing to what he or she say..
Me : haa!no food keh
Chris B : shut up, no be for just seven days you wan tell me say you no fit fast for seven days?
Kola : baba shey dats all?
Herbalist : yes..
Kola : it’s okay den, we will do it…

The man went ahead to give us all we need for the journey, then we all set for the quest, when we got to the entrance of igbo-irumole my mind started beating faster than a samba drum, but as a man na once I go die, so I calm myself and follow others, we keep walking till the herbalist and tk and others got out of sight, at first the journey was kinda interesting as we chilled with others and mingled,
As we were discussing, I saw something with red eyes looking at us from our opposite, I called the attention of others but they never listen to me, before I could spell nun the light went off… Ahahaha! and guess what happened next?

To Be Continued Tomorrow… Watch out!!!